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From the album "Exhibit A" (1996).


Now you've learned not to question
Won't take the heed of some crazy suggestion
That the world's not the perfect land of your dreams
That the world's not the perfect land of your dreams
But someone else's

Everything in nice bite-sized pieces
Everything mashed up so you won't have to chew
Everything ironed so you won't see the creases
Every free idea has been pressured out of you

Who told you to think for yourself?
Just shut up and live by the book
If you can't appreciate the big picture
Then maybe you shouldn't look
Look out now...

Clip my tiny wings
Turn down the screws

Why the hell bother, there'll be no reward
(Lowest Common Denominator)
Free thought's a luxury we can ill-afford
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So the surgeons amputate the unhealthy difference
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Who wants to justify their own existence
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I need to belong
I've no need to choose

Thinking below yourself, biding your time
(Lowest Common Denominator)
Another brain pops out the production line
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Just one more homogenised joker
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Ready, aim, firing for the mediocre
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Lowest Common Denominator

Now you are the perfect human being.


from Classic Crème Brûlée, released December 10, 2014
music by Holt/Harrington/Evans/Merkin/Haesler
lyrics by Holt/Harrington

Martin Evans: drums
Paul Haesler: acoustic guitar, backing vocals
Brett Harrington: electric guitar, vocals
Warwick Holt: keyboards, vocals
Philsten M. Merkin: bass, backing vocals



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Plastic Spacemen Melbourne, Australia

From the Seas of Europa to Melbourne, 1993-98.

Studio albums "Exhibit A" and "Vs The Barbarian Invaders From Outer Space" are now available, along with the compilation "Classic Creme Brulee" (drawn from both albums and elsewhere) and two live albums. ... more

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